There is no need to go that far. Most people who care about this probably know that the bible as we see it now is a collection of this and that selected for support of the church. In addition, a lot of the NT, while written clearly enough makes no sense when taken logically and literally. But it's in parables! Yeah, no kidding. And for a finale, consider that English was not the language in which the Bible was written; which means that translators wrote the versions commonly available in the US and that since translators as a rule are well-acquainted with the rules of grammar, the result would be grammatical.