OK, since I found you of all people lurking here, I just gotta ask:
1. Are you offended, amused, or serenely indifferent to names like "Clowntoon", "Billzebubba", etc?2. Is your wife planning to run for President in 2004?
3. Are you going to have any of the stuff from the White House installed in your liebrary, or keep it all at home?