Baily's works for me. But, if it's hot weather--I'll take a Malibu and Pineapple. Someone suggested using Bacardi 151 because of its flamability. People--this is all wrong. Bacardi is better when mixed with some iced cold Coca-cola--or lime, mint and sugar for a mojito. GEL-IGNITE would be better for flaming this doof's nards.
I showed this link to a non-freeper friend of mine and he had a good question. Do you think PETA will get all up in arms about this?
PETA is too busy campaigning to have team names changed, or throwing paint on old ladies' fur coats. They spend their life avoiding the real tense situations.