Iraq vows to behead all invaders

reuters via swiss international ^ | 7/16/02

[Talkwire]

Just like an Iraqi soldier to bring a knife to a gun fight.

[vannrox]

"...There is no flexibility on the issues of dignity and destiny and handling the vital interests of the country," Foreign Minister Naji Sabri said on Monday. "We will cut the head off anyone who raises a hand to our borders...."

But what about the Genevia Convention????

[valkyrieanne]

As the Lou Reed song goes, "A mouth that keeps movin' / With nothin' to say..."

[Soul Citizen]

highway of death bump!

[Braak]

Now I know Sodarn Insane is nuts..while his guys are trying to behead our boys, we'll be teaching them the ol' Chicago lesson of "Never bring a knife to a gun fight".

[ExSoldier]

"There's only ONE head that needs to be cut off..."

Duncan Macleod of the Clan Macleod will be there to take his quickening and utter the motto of the immortals: "In the END....There Can BE only ONE"

[MattinNJ]

Man, those A-10's really are a thing of beauty aren't they.

[Nuke'm Glowing]

So how does one go about beheading a JDAM?????

[SlightOfTongue]

My caption:

"Please don't eat us, Mr. soldierman!"

[tophat9000]

New Iraq war joke;

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning the attack on Iraq ".

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 70 million Iraqis, and one blonde with big tits."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says:

"See, smart-ass! I told you no one would worry about the 70 million Iraqis!"

[Crossbow Eel]

 
 

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[Constitution Day]

That is so cool!