Iraq vows to behead all invaders

reuters via swiss international ^ | 7/16/02

[My2Cents]

Saddam deserves to be taken out simply because he's a tedious bore, and a fatuous gasbag.

[CholeraJoe]

Hey Saddam! Meet Daisy.

[Militiaman7]

Possibly one of these would be in order, take your pick any one would do the job

[wimpycat]

Yeah, yeah, behead all invaders, yeah, yeah, rivers of blood, yeah yeah, mother of all battles, mmmmmhmmmmm....

YAWN!

[MinuteGal]

In a very short time, the Queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about, shouting "Off with her head!" or "Off with his head!"

Alice thought, "What will become of me? They're dreadfully fond of beheading people here. The wonder is that there's any one left alive!"

ALICE IN SADAAMLAND
(Lewis Carroll)

Leni

[dead]

Our beheaded soldiers would still kick the crap out of the vaunted Iraqi Republican Guard.

[TADSLOS]

LOL!!!

Members of Saddam's elite Beheading Brigade rehearse their tactical plan for the upcoming U.S. invasion.

[CecilRhodesGhost]

It's a question of how. How to do it? America (and Israel) have to figure out how to get other nations to help. Also, people within America must shift their angst to Iraq, Syria and Iran instead of Osama. Iraq, Syria and Iran pose the biggest headaches to lasting Middle East peace.

Because of weather issues, an attack could come as soon as September. Also, watch the US political tone, elections, and US economy to be factors.

[DETAILER]

All Iraqi regular army will be issued one can of sardines, two turbans (both white), one Koran, and one chinese pocket knife for beheadings. That is all - move em' out.

[dighton]

Orleans : The Dauphin longs for morning.

Rambures : He longs to eat the English.

Constable : I think he will eat all he kills.

-- King Henry V.

[aristeides]

Even a secularizer like Saddam seems to be getting into the beheading act.

[Constitution Day]

ROTFL!!

[bulldawg]

Baghdad has vowed to behead invaders

Ooh, I'm scared.

[Jagdgewehr]

Time for some "steel rain" on Saddam's parade.

[MinuteGal]

Terrific, TADSLOS!

Caption of the day! LOL!

Leni

[LibKill]

Baghdad has vowed to behead invaders and mobilise to repel any attack on its borders.

US Marines and USN SEALS are now sharpening their K-Bar knives.

They will gut any pretentous Iraqi.

[gilor]

Yeah, yeah, behead all invaders, yeah, yeah, rivers of blood, yeah yeah, mother of all battles, mmmmmhmmmmm....

Remember all the sound bites from the Media (ABC, NBC, CBS, etc.)back in '91....."Elite Republican Guard", "Battle Hardened", Etc.

[knighthawk]

He is into gassing, hanging and executing (he even shot people himself). He needs something new to keep up his madman image.

[Orual]

"We will cut the head off anyone who raises a hand to our borders."

Mixed metaphor? Better: We will cut the head off anyone who somersaults over our border.