[FormerLurker]

It is well-known that 94% of proctologists are aliens, who have assumed human guise so they can freely indulge their nefarious, other-worldly practice of anal probing.

You guys are sure into anal probes.

[PatrickHenry]

You guys are sure into anal probes.

Don't blame me. It's your spaced-out alien buddies who travel all this way to flatten our crops and probe our buns.