[Lazamataz]

To me, subtlety is a two-by-four into the face.

Not-subtle is when you swing it so that the 3" two-penny nail imbedded therein sticks out.

[headsonpikes]

OW!!

[steveegg]

Not quite how I define subtle, but it works. Personally, when I am subtle, that 2x4 heads to the back of the head (I like the element of surprise).

[ken5050]

At a party, this drop dead gorgeous woman walks up to a very important CEO, and says to him, in a very sexy voice...."I'll do anything you want..absolutely anything."

He replies.."reprice my stock options."

[Willie Green]

To me, subtlety is a two-by-four into the face.
Not-subtle is when you swing it so that the 3" two-penny nail imbedded therein sticks out.

Laziness is repetition of quips that you've used before.
You used to be much more creative than that.
Must be slowing down in your old age.