[Tourist Guy]

LOL! My kid won a white elephant prize - can of spam - at a Christmas party. It sits here above my computer.
He claims that an "unopened" can of spam can never go bad; I believe he intends on keeping it for life.

I think the acronym is "Scientifically Processed Artificial Meat" or something like that...

[sonofdemnomo]

Whatever it stands for, it's gross, smelly stuff.

[RightWhale]

Scientifically Processed Artificial Meat

Always was SPiced hAM back in Pennsylvania, but what do a bunch of coal miners know.