[DugwayDuke]

Well, it's a good thing my German mother-in-law doesn't travel through LAX. She usually has all sorts of "suspicious" items with her. Sausages, liverwurst, cheeses, etc. Usually, her suitcase contains more food than a delicatesan.

[sonofdemnomo]

Is liverwurst a pork product? I've heard it stinks. It might keep the Muslim terrorists away.

[jdogbearhunter]

Hmmm.. there could be a trend of too many cries of "WOLF"... then one of these days, a few cans of jam and a ring of bologna is going to cause some serious fireworks!

I hope that never happens.