enjoy the musical stylings of punk rock bands such as..."The Fartz,"
Aptly-named group.
Aptly-named group.
Please don't knock 'em until you've listened to their music.
"The Fartz": They're loud and obnoxious. Some of their songs are real stinkers. Other songs, played so low that the band sometimes won't admit to releasing them, but yet seem to be the first to realize the melody's bouquet. Come hear the Fartz! Concert-goers are responsible for their own face-masks and air freshener. Oxygen and breathable air will be available at the medical assistance tent at the far southwest corner of the grounds. Medical Assistants, as tools of the Capitalist Running Dogs, will not be allowed outside of their roped-in area. Concert patrons requiring respitorial help after too much of the Fartz will have to walk or crawl, wheezing and gasping, to the medical assistance area