[Cap'n Crunch]

Can I get a cash advance? Got a few convenience store workers I'd like to turn in.

[bloggerjohn]

Well actually, I think my neighbor has been peeing on my rosebushes. Off he goes.

That's only half a joke. I know something like this will be abused, so make sure you're a really Pleasant person or you'll be in a lot of files.

I'm amazed so many on FR are laughing at this or just damning the source. There's still the govt. website, which is scary enough.