[Khepera]

Get a plastic que-tip and remove the cotton from one end. You can stick the pin in and melt the plastic tube around it. Fluff the cotton on the other end to fit the straw. The added weight will aid penetration. This theory does not work for sex.

[LowOiL]

This theory does not work for sex.

Stop that, I ain't laughed all day until that quipt. Now I got to change the music to something cheery.