[AmishDude]

You buy salsa by the gallon.

Being in the northeast is so horrible. They have all this "mild" salsa. Or, as I like to call it -- ketchup.

[MistyCA]

Buy a few nice tomatoes, equal number of Jalapeno chili, green onion, white onion, a bunch of fresh cilantro. Chop it up and add some salt and a bit of lime juice. That's salsa! Don't add all the chili at once! Add it according to taste. Start with one or two. You can never take out the chili if it has become tooooo hot! But, if you find yourself burning alive from hot chili, put some sugar on your tongue :)