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**VANITY** Your Favorite Quotes (Sunday afternoon fun & edification)

Posted on 07/14/2002 12:06:14 PM PDT by Stultis

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1 posted on 07/14/2002 12:06:14 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: Stultis
Here's one I got in email the other day--

"The internet is wonderful! It's like having a crazy uncle who reads you bedtime stories that involve bad science and the Bible."
- Brian Chase

2 posted on 07/14/2002 12:07:37 PM PDT by maxwell
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Oh, and here's what might be a whole category in itself (although I only have a couple examples). Political and/or cultural quotes by Science Fiction authors:
If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side.

~~~~Orson Scott Card

Be wary of strong spirits. It can make you shoot at tax collectors ... and miss.

~~~~Robert A. Heinlein

3 posted on 07/14/2002 12:10:18 PM PDT by Stultis
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a crazy uncle who reads you bedtime stories that involve bad science and the Bible

Thermodynamics according to Isaiah

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26, describing Heaven: Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days. Thus, Heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the Earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty-nine) times as much as the Earth does from the sun, or 50 times in all. The light we receive from the moon is 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stephan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation, we have (H/E)4 = 50 where E is the absolute temperature of the Earth, 300 K (27 C). This gives H, the absolute temperature of Heaven, as 798 K (525 C)! (For old-fashioned Americans, that's close to 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit. Your kitchen oven won't get nearly that hot.)

The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed. However, Revelation 21:8 says: But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone (or sulfur) means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6 C (above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake). We have, then, that Heaven, at 525 C, is hotter than Hell, at less than 445 C.

So who says that the Bible has no accurate and useful scientific data?

5 posted on 07/14/2002 12:14:19 PM PDT by Stultis
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, pitch manure, solve equations, analyze a new problem, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

- Robert A. Heinlein

6 posted on 07/14/2002 12:14:53 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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"When the going gets weird, the Weird turn pro."

- Hunter S. Thompson

7 posted on 07/14/2002 12:17:16 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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"Pray to God, but continue rowing to shore."

Anonymous

9 posted on 07/14/2002 12:22:08 PM PDT by summer
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To: Senator Pardek
Specialization is for insects.

Notebook of Lazarus Long

A damn crime that this is out of print.

10 posted on 07/14/2002 12:22:48 PM PDT by Stultis
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Here I sit, tired and dirty
Trying to hide untill 5:30
---me
11 posted on 07/14/2002 12:23:39 PM PDT by davetex
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There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.

- Robert Heinlein

12 posted on 07/14/2002 12:25:00 PM PDT by mykdsmom
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Good quote site: http://www.freedomsnest.com/politics.html
13 posted on 07/14/2002 12:26:13 PM PDT by mykdsmom
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"No one is useless -- one can always serve as a bad example." -- Anonymous
14 posted on 07/14/2002 12:26:49 PM PDT by AmishDude
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To: Senator Pardek
Sort of qualifies as a scifi author:

He was an embittered atheist - the sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him.
~~~George Orwell

15 posted on 07/14/2002 12:33:21 PM PDT by Stultis
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Favorite Reagan quote:

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidise it."

16 posted on 07/14/2002 12:34:47 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: Senator Pardek
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

-H.L. Mencken

17 posted on 07/14/2002 12:37:46 PM PDT by eddie willers
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Never medle in the afairs of wizards, for it makes them soggy and hard to light.

-- Goodgulf the wizard

18 posted on 07/14/2002 12:41:31 PM PDT by DarthFuzball
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Maggie Thatcher:
Ronald Reagan has changed America and the world, but the changes he made were to restore historic conservative values, not to impose artificially constructed ones. Take his economic policy, for example. It was certainly a very radical thing to do when he removed regulations and cut taxes and left the Fed to squeeze out inflation by monetary means. Supply side economics, Reaganomics, Voodoo economics--all these descriptions and mis-descriptions testified to the perception of what was proposed as something outlandish. But it really wasn’t, and Ronald Reagan knew it wasn’t.

After all, if you believe that it’s business success that creates prosperity and jobs, you leave business as free as you possibly can to succeed. If you think that it’s governments--taxing, spending, regulating, and printing money--that distort the business environment and penalise success, you stop government doing these things. If, at the deepest level, you have confidence in the talent and enterprise of your own people, you express that confidence; you give them faith and hope: Ronald Reagan did all these things--and it worked.

...

President Reagan is one of the greatest men of our time, and one of the greatest American Presidents of all time. If that is not fully appreciated today, and sadly it is not, it isn’t really surprising. After all, so many people have been proved wrong by Ronald Reagan that they simply daren’t acknowledge his achievement.

Speech to the Heritage Foundation
10 Dec 1997


19 posted on 07/14/2002 12:41:40 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: Stultis
"When yer odd, the odds are with you!" -- Anonymous

(Most recently seen on a T-shirt in Oakland, 1981.)
20 posted on 07/14/2002 12:42:04 PM PDT by goldbux
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