[FresnoDA]

HOTEL CALIFORNIA
The Eagles

ON THE ROAD TO DEHASA!!!
(Parody by FDA)

On a south desert highway
Winter wind in his hair
Faint taste of tequila
Rising up in his throat
Up ahead where the road bends
He rode a mountain bike, twice
He quickly down shifts and applies the brakes
He can't get caught, and he won't!

The deed is done in a minute...
There is remorse, but not much...
Circumstances simply got out of hand...
Life's no more Heaven it's Hell

Then she lit up a "doobie"
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
He heard them whisper and say

He's been at the Road, down near Dehasa...
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely place (background)
For a resting place......
Frightening place, on the road down near Dehasa....
At this time of year
At this time of year (background)
Creepy crawlers there...
Creepy crawlers there...

Her mind is focused on swinging....
She drives an Ex-pe-di-tion....
She goes to lots of sleazy, sleazy clubs..
By invitation alone....
Sometimes they meet in the courtyard
Some, times they sweat
Some swing to remember
Most swing to forget

They had to call Dianne Halfman
To please help them deny
She said:
We must entangle someone else, but simply don't have the time.....
And internet voices saying..... from far, far away
Posting data in the middle of the night....
Nearly all will say......

They've been at the Road, down near Dehasa...
Such a lonely place
Such a lonely place (background)
For a resting place......
Horrible things, on the road down near Dehasa....
From their pack of lies....
From their pack of lies (background)
Building alibis

Strange knobs on the garage door....
Different grades of hash....
She said
We are all participants here
Of our own desires

And in the master's chambers
Barb sat on the sheets....
She claimed their act was trivial then...
But they can't de-ny the heat.....

Last thing she remembers
A child runs for the door
Vainly searching for safety....
Relax said the dark one....
We EXIST to be pleased.....
Collateral damage in the neighborhood...
Shift the blame down the street......

They drove to the Road, down near Dehasa... 
Such an evil place
Such an evil place (background)
For a resting place......

Horrible things, on the road down near Dehasa....
From their pack of lies....
From their pack of lies (background)
Crumbling alibis

Horrible things, on the road down near Dehasa....
From their pack of lies....
From their pack of lies (background)
Crumbling alibis

The End

[bvw]

Here's a song title in reply: B. I. N. G. O. !

[mommya]

You are good Fres. The Eagles, Aerosmith - I will never hear some of my favorite songs in the same way again.

[John Jamieson]

Best Yet!