No, you did...and by saying that I've let you drag me down to your inane level of commentary.
Look, you're the one who popped up and said "Let's string him up!" without explaining why you felt the evidence was so heavily weighted against him that a trial wasn't even necessary. If you're such a "Southern Freebird," I would imagine you don't like sticking around in a place so long that your "boots get cold," so why don't you take that lonesome midnight train down to Mulletville, South Carolina where you can preach to the double-digit IQ crowd that will make you feel at home?
Perhaps you'll even get a chance to ride on the "long" bus....