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<b>Muppet Madness Supported by Oregon Magazine</b>
Oregon Magazine ^
| July 11, 2002
| Larry Leonard
Posted on 07/12/2002 10:31:55 AM PDT by WaterDragon
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To: Moleman
So they add a HIV muppet. Big deal! Sesame Street is a show about the lives of degenerate scum in an Urban Ghetto!
Look at the cast:
An unbathed green monster, perhaps a mentally messed up Alcoholic, who hates the world, who doesn't work and lives in a garbage can.
There are 2 openly gay lovers that sleep together in the same room, Ernie and Bert!
The place is over run with kids that have no parents! Susan and Gordon are the only married couple on Sesame Street and have no kids! The illegitimately rate must be at least 99%!
Most monsters are green or blue, but Elmo is red! Obviously one of the female monsters was on crack, which caused the red fur and destroyed him mentally, because the kid has been on the air for 12 years and still talks like a 2 year old!
There's the Cookie Monster - obviously a Rastafarian dope smoker with perpetual munches!
There's the Snuffelupogus. Always stopped up! Nasal cavity destroyed from too much of Mr. Hoopers blow!
Inner-Species bestiality marriage between a Pig and a Frog!
And the whole outfit is controlled by a syndicate mastermind, Mr. BIG......Bird!
Come on! This is Liberal Indoctrination 101: Educate children with immoral role models passed off as people in your neighborhood! In your Neighborhood! IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Yes the people that you meet each day!
This brought to you by Liberal PBS - Perverts, B@stards and Sickos!
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:33:53 AM PDT
by
Bommer
To: WaterDragon
the end is most certainly near...i read about this in the nostradamus prophecies as well as the bible codes. head for the hills and save yourselves.......arrggghhhhh..
Nostradamus: Quatrain 643 v 1-4
IN TH YEAR 20 02
A BRAND NEW MUPPET SHADE OF BLUE
WILL NOT ONLY TEACH ABC
WILL BE GAY WITH HIV
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:34:06 AM PDT
by
Delbert
To: Bommer
you need some serious therapy man.
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:34:52 AM PDT
by
Delbert
To: Moleman
"His name is Bert.."
Bert's lawyers will be in touch with you. That famous 'photo' was taken without Bert's permission or knowledge and he wants it known that he is not considering Osama-linked projects at this point in time.
Bert is a good American who pays his taxes!
Stop the lying about BERT!!
STOP IT NOW!! BERT COULD HAVE YOU DESTROYED!!
I get so mad....
To: Democratic_Machiavelli
Wonder if HIV muppet will go around blaming the other muppets for his/her HIV and try shaking them down.
To: Ensonicus
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:38:37 AM PDT
by
Moleman
To: Bommer
Great reply but lay off of Oscar. Can't you tell he is one of those old bitter "right wing" republicans;-)
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:41:18 AM PDT
by
Moleman
To: Overtaxed
Perhaps he was infected by Bert. His lack of control began before his appearance on Sesame Street. Just go <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/de/cheatsbert/p3wood.html>here</a>.
To: Democratic_Machiavelli
AAAAAARRRRRRGH.
HEREI feel much better now. :^)
To: Democratic_Machiavelli
SUE BERT!
To: WaterDragon
My only question is...How in the hell did this puppet contract aids when puppets have no blood and aids is a blood borne pathogen?
OTOH, I guess I would like to see the puppet waste away and die..
EBUCK
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posted on
07/12/2002 11:50:58 AM PDT
by
EBUCK
To: Democratic_Machiavelli
Why not have a Muppet with leukemia, or diabetes, or asthma? These are diseases children are much more likely to have than AIDS and should be addressed far more often than AIDS. This smacks strongly of a political agenda. The Muppet with AIDS will not be on the US version of Sesame Street. He is being added by the folks who do the South African version. AIDS is, unfortunately, far more common among children in Africa than in the US.
To: Overtaxed
There is reason to doubt Bert will be the one to infect the muppet. It might be
Elmo.
Perhaps they will be sane and make the muppet a child who got AIDS through mommy's milk or from a blood transfusion.
To: Ensonicus
How about A radical muslim muppet who yells Jihad and blows Israelis and Americans to bits so we can educate people that Islam is a religion of peace
To: Lurking Libertarian
Please read post 16 and replies to that post.
To: WaterDragon
Stop the attacks by the wacko, extreme left-wing, liberal-nazis terrorist's on our Freedoms !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!
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posted on
07/12/2002 12:24:52 PM PDT
by
blackie
To: Moleman
CONSIDER YOURSELF SUED!!!
That little weasel Ernie put you up to this, admit it!
To: Overtaxed
Wonder if the HIV muppet will be infecting other muppets.
I Hope!
To: Ensonicus
How about A radical muslim muppet who yells Jihad and blows Israelis and Americans to bits so we can educate people that Islam is a religion of peace Already done.
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posted on
07/12/2002 12:58:18 PM PDT
by
Grig
To: headsonpikes
Ernie is guilty by association. I am also conserned with the way the cookie monster is acting, like he's high or something, always has the munchies...
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posted on
07/12/2002 1:23:06 PM PDT
by
Moleman
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