[GovernmentShrinker]

"every man in this room is half the man his grandfather was," because of the use of chlorine

Their grandfathers must have been incredibly large. Do you suppose the grandmothers were larger too? These things gotta fit together, ya know . . .

[Free the USA]

So how have you been?

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If we ban salt and swimming pools, we will have to colonize a new planet to accomodate our massive sexual organs.

I've sold my Dow Chemical stock to get in on the ground floor of American Codpieces, Inc.