USO Canteen FReeper Style....FReeper FRiday.... July 12,2002

If he is one of the judges, I'm in the contest. lol

221 posted on 07/12/2002 7:03:11 AM PDT by SassyMom

222 posted on 07/12/2002 7:03:46 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost

To: SassyMom; SAMWolf; tomkow6

Sam and I have been trying to work on him all morning! He's a BRAT! LOL

223 posted on 07/12/2002 7:03:56 AM PDT by Pippin

224 posted on 07/12/2002 7:04:42 AM PDT by Pippin

To: ClaraSuzanne; tomkow6

Yes he is BRAT, but he is a SWEET brat. *smile*

225 posted on 07/12/2002 7:04:57 AM PDT by SassyMom

To: ClaraSuzanne

Have I ever told you about "Aphrodite's Whisper?"

226 posted on 07/12/2002 7:05:37 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost

Seems like you gotta decision to make.

Stay stinky alone or a bath and the company of a lovely Lady.

Doesn't seem too tough a descion to me. Besides if you take a bath I'll let you visit the DJ booth with me and Victoria, cuz you ain't getting near us smelling that bad.

227 posted on 07/12/2002 7:06:19 AM PDT by SAMWolf

To: SassyMom; tomkow6

Yes I Know he's a sweet brat. I don't know what we'd do without him.

But, of course I don't know what we'd do WITH him either,LOL!

228 posted on 07/12/2002 7:07:43 AM PDT by Pippin

229 posted on 07/12/2002 7:08:42 AM PDT by Pippin

To: SassyMom; All

CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,
EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE
TRAYS. STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO
THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE
DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE
FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY
GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 4 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND
SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY
INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES ON
VIDEO.

TOPIC 5 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE
REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.

TOPIC 6 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,
STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN
WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.

TOPIC 7 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER
FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

TOPIC 8 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
WHEN LOST. REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 9 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS.
DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 10 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 11 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING
COMPANION RELAXATION. EXERCISES,
MEDITATION AND BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL
ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,
ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL
LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.

***UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE
DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
SURVIVORS

230 posted on 07/12/2002 7:10:59 AM PDT by tomkow6

Depends on whose definition of "skimpy" we're talking about!!!

231 posted on 07/12/2002 7:12:41 AM PDT by kneezles

To: ClaraSuzanne

You have Freep mail!

232 posted on 07/12/2002 7:15:27 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost

Thanks, I'll check it.

233 posted on 07/12/2002 7:16:36 AM PDT by Pippin

Well, I'm NOT wearing the flanel bathing suit!!!!!!!!!!!!

234 posted on 07/12/2002 7:19:39 AM PDT by SassyMom

235 posted on 07/12/2002 7:21:09 AM PDT by kneezles

ROFLOL..... those are GREAT!!!!!

236 posted on 07/12/2002 7:21:50 AM PDT by SassyMom

flanel=FLANNEL! SHESH!!!! I need another cup of coffee.

237 posted on 07/12/2002 7:23:13 AM PDT by SassyMom

There was another topic that I left off......had to do with the toilet seat.

238 posted on 07/12/2002 7:24:29 AM PDT by tomkow6

And another thing....Since I'm a judge, I'll have ALL the computer time tomorrow!!!

239 posted on 07/12/2002 7:24:34 AM PDT by kneezles

Here comes da' judge! Here comes da' judge! Here comes da' judge! Here comes da' judge!

240 posted on 07/12/2002 7:25:35 AM PDT by tomkow6

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