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To: Henrietta
OFFICIAL DW TRIAL THREAD GLOSSARY

INSECTOPHILE=

SLUTJACKALS=(1)a bisexually aggressive female type species, with out scruples, restraint, or moral fiber. Willing to settle for anything that satisfies basal desires, and in any way considered momentarily convenient.(2)Masters of deceit,sinister, cold-hearted, savage creatures which prey upon ambushing unsuspecting neighbors.

FELDMANIZED= Judicially castrated.

FIRECRACKERS = A bunch of noise and sparks, a little fire, but mostly smoke, and then after a while, they are gone.

PREMATURE ACCUSATION=An arrest by police of a suspect before they have done investigative work on all of the evidence which might indicate which suspect is the most likely perpetrator.

BEETLEMANIA=

FISHES AND LOAVES PIZZA= A seeming unending supply of pizza. Can be bought at NOON on a Friday, and it will feed a family of 5, then will feed the same family of 5 + 2 more guests until 8:30pm, then will feed Mom,Dad, and four guests around 2am Saturday Morning.

THE IMMACULATE ABDUCTION= The kidnapping of Danielle Van Dam by an unknown (Alias SUPER NINJA DAVE), who broke into a locked house, which had alarms, and a dog, and a father and three children inside. He kidnapped the young female, while drunk, carried her out of the house, flew her to his motorhome (see caped outfit), and murdered her. While in the house, he left no prints, no DNA, no hairs, no fibers, not one piece of evidence he was ever there, and neither the dog, the father, nor the two other children ever noticed anyone had been in their house and walked past their open bedroom doors.

THE NEVER-ENDING-JOINT= A rolled cigarette of marijuana (wackyweed) that can be smoked by 4 people at 830pm , then smoked by 4 or more people several times in the parking lot of a bar, then can still be smoked by six people in a garage , at 2 in the morning. (Save the roach!)

THREADHOUND= Someone who sits on the threads all day, and howls and yells at anyone that won’t agree with them.

DAM VAN=

SWINGER-SIX=

PIZZA-EATERS=

755 posted on 07/11/2002 6:07:05 PM PDT by UCANSEE2
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To: UCANSEE2
DUSEKED - to have your fragile house of prosecutorial cards collapse when your witness is FELDMANIZED.
757 posted on 07/11/2002 6:10:33 PM PDT by fnord
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To: UCANSEE2
I move you change DAM VAN to "van Dam Damn Van" = a blue van used in Damon Van Dam's wild ride through all the probable dump sites for Danielle's body on the weekend of Feb 16th. Although Damon does not report having found the body that weekend, the flys did. Now missing in action.
763 posted on 07/11/2002 6:13:20 PM PDT by John Jamieson
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To: UCANSEE2
not my word, but thought I'd kick in a definition.

INSECTOPHILE - To be conversant in life cycles and mating of obscure insects, sprinkled with multisyllabic terms from college level biology and meteorology. Caused by prolonged exposure to a BUG GUY.

765 posted on 07/11/2002 6:15:16 PM PDT by fnord
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To: UCANSEE2
"Faulknerized"= a natural process whereby maggots destroy a month's worth of court testimony in two hours.
772 posted on 07/11/2002 6:19:20 PM PDT by John Jamieson
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To: UCANSEE2
may I add to one of them ?

FELDMANIZED - Judicially castrated; having reduced a reasonably intelligent witness to a blithering blob with the coherence of Rain Man and the believability of x42; usually accompanied by rhythmic thumping of DA's head on table. See DUSEKED.

just tell me to stop and I will :-)
804 posted on 07/11/2002 6:44:48 PM PDT by fnord
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