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OFFICIAL DW TRIAL THREAD THESAURUS

INSECTOPHILE=

SLUTJACKALS=(1)a bisexually aggressive female type species, with out scruples, restraint, or moral fiber. Willing to settle for anything that satisfies basal desires, and in any way considered momentarily convenient.(2)Masters of deceit,sinister, cold-hearted, savage creatures which prey upon ambushing unsuspecting neighbors.

FELDMANIZED= Judicially castrated.

FIRECRACKERS = A bunch of noise and sparks, a little fire, but mostly smoke, and then after a while, they are gone.

PREMATURE ACCUSATION=

An arrest by police of a suspect before they have done investigative work on all of the evidence which might indicate which suspect is the most likely perpetrator. BEETLEMANIA=

FISHES AND LOAVES PIZZA= A seeming unending supply of pizza. Can be bought at NOON on a Friday, and it will feed a family of 5, then will feed the same family of 5 + 2 more guests until 8:30pm, then will feed Mom,Dad, and four guests around 2am Saturday Morning.

THE IMMACULATE ABDUCTION= The kidnapping of Danielle Van Dam by an unknown (Alias SUPER NINJA DAVE), who broke into a locked house, which had alarms, and a dog, and a father and three children inside. He kidnapped the young female, while drunk, carried her out of the house, flew her to his motorhome (see caped outfit), and murdered her. While in the house, he left no prints, no DNA, no hairs, no fibers, not one piece of evidence he was ever there, and neither the dog, the father, nor the two other children ever noticed anyone had been in their house and walked past their open bedroom doors.

THE NEVER-ENDING-JOINT= A rolled cigarette of marijuana (wackyweed) that can be smoked by 4 people at 830pm , then smoked by 4 or more people several times in the parking lot of a bar, then can still be smoked by six people in a garage , at 2 in the morning. (Save the roach!)

[juzcuz]

Hey: You've got a --GLOSSARY--- great

I've got some for you to add:
Dam Van, Swinger-Six, Pizza-Eaters

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

I have to go to a meeting right now, but I'm trying to come up with a term to describe a person who never takes a breath and has such a need to see herself/himself on the thread that she/he practically takes the readers on a guided tour of her/his every move.

You know........the one(s) that have a need to tell you what she/he had for lunch and how many times she/he chewed each bite.

I had one term in mind, but I'm trying to avoid proper nouns, if you get my drift.

Any ideas????? I'll check in later. Forgive me if that sounded like the type of person I just described.

[pyx]

SELF-REJUVINATING SPONTANEOUSLY APPEARING PIZZA - Warmed over cardboard which never seems to diminish in size irrespective of how many spouse and bodily-fluid swapping doped-up sex party goers eat and which seemingly appears magically out from thin air and is or is not delivered or picked up depending on which partier is ordering.