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To:
Henrietta
Thank you!! See ya when I get back.
597
posted on
07/11/2002 4:26:33 PM PDT
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Freedom2specul8
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To:
~Kim4VRWC's~
Sing it one, more, time....
SWINGERS, SLUTS AND CREEPS
(Parody of the Cher classic, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves!)
VERSE 1
They drove in from Florida several years ago...
Passed through Poway up the hill or so...
Settled on a place called Sabre Springs.......
Newer fancy houses.....
Manicured lawns
And families with swings......
VERSE 2
They eyeballed the neighborhood a glint in their eyes....
This place would work, maybe better this time...
Plenty of girls, and a few more boys......
Couple with low morals.......
Looking for more fun...
In the neighborhood.....
CHORUS
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Absolute White Trash...
Looking for trouble...
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
They have no morals.....
Swingers with children
A total of three.....
VERSE 4
Years went by their popularity grew....
Made some close friends within society too...
Many would come, and enjoy the spoils.....
In their strange garage.....
Never parked cars....
With backward doors....
VERSE 5
Evil things were happening...in their upstairs...
Kids no longer safe, couldn't find a dad...
One in particular...was in jeopardy....
She kept a journal....
Documented things most would never believe....
CHORUS
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Absolute White Trash.
Looking for trouble...
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
They have no morals.....
Swingers with children
A total of three.....
VERSE 6
Finally the safety of the middle one....
Ended perhaps at the barrel of a gun...
Only one shell was left behind....
Cleaning up the bedroom.....
Vacuuming, cleaning, even shampoo....
VERSE 7
Called for the help of a local Police friend...
A lady cop was willing to cover their sin....
Sanitized the premises, to-tal-ly.....
Organized a search group....
Covered up the stench, with a PR team....
CHORUS
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Absolute White Trash.
Looking for trouble...
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
They have no morals.....
Swingers with children
A total of three.....
VERSE 8
Many weeks later time to even the score...
Left the little body underneath many stars...
Sprinkled her with fibers and with misery.....
Covered all the bases....
Friends in high places would dot I's and cross T's....
VERSE 9
But little did they know....
How nature settles the score...
Slimy creepy crawlers were found in the gore.....
Insect gurgitations.....leaving clues behind....
Screwing up the time frame.....
Raising many questions can't be 'splained away....
CHORUS
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Absolute White Trash.
Looking for trouble...
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Their lack of morals....
Eliminated one child...
They no longer have three....
(SING LOUDER!!)
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Absolute White Trash.
Looking for trouble...
Swingers, sluts and creeps....
Their lack of morals....
Eliminated one child...
They no longer have three....
949
posted on
07/11/2002 8:32:19 PM PDT
by
FresnoDA
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