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SWINGERS, SLUTS AND CREEPS


(Parody of the Cher classic, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves!)
FDA

VERSE 1

They drove in from Florida several years ago...

Passed through Poway up the hill or so...

Settled on a place called Sabre Springs.......

Newer fancy houses.....

Manicured lawns 

And families with swings......

VERSE 2

They eyeballed the neighborhood a glint in their eyes....

This place would work, maybe better this time...

Plenty of girls, and a few more boys......

Couple with low morals.......

Looking for more fun...

In the neighborhood.....

CHORUS

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Absolute White Trash...

Looking for trouble...

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

They have no morals.....

Swingers with children 

A total of three.....

VERSE 4

Years went by their popularity grew....

Made some close friends within society too...

Many would come, and enjoy the spoils.....

In their strange garage.....

Never parked cars....

With backward doors....

VERSE 5

Evil things were happening...in their upstairs...

Kids no longer safe, couldn't find a dad...

One in particular...was in jeopardy....

She kept a journal....

Documented things most would never believe....

CHORUS

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Absolute White Trash.

Looking for trouble...

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

They have no morals.....

Swingers with children 

A total of three.....

VERSE 6

Finally the safety of the middle one....

Ended perhaps at the barrel of a gun...

Only one shell was left behind....

Cleaning up the bedroom.....

Vacuuming, cleaning, even shampoo....

VERSE 7

Called for the help of a local Police friend...

A lady cop was willing to cover their sin....

Sanitized the premises, to-tal-ly.....

Organized a search group....

Covered up the stench, with a PR team....

CHORUS

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Absolute White Trash.

Looking for trouble...

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

They have no morals.....

Swingers with children 

A total of three.....

VERSE 8

Many weeks later time to even the score...

Left the little body underneath many stars...

Sprinkled her with fibers and with misery.....

Covered all the bases....

Friends in high places would dot I's and cross T's....

VERSE 9

But little did they know....

How nature settles the score...

Slimy creepy crawlers were found in the gore.....

Insect gurgitations.....leaving clues behind....

Screwing up the time frame.....

Raising many questions can't be 'splained away....

CHORUS

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Absolute White Trash.

Looking for trouble...

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Their lack of morals....

Eliminated one child...

They no longer have three....

(SING LOUDER!!)

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Absolute White Trash.

Looking for trouble...

Swingers, sluts and creeps....

Their lack of morals....

Eliminated one child...

They no longer have three....

 


556 posted on 07/11/2002 3:59:41 PM PDT by FresnoDA
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To: FresnoDA
FresnoDA, I'm sick of this.
I'm considering changing sides. Maybe it would be cool to see DAW strapped to a gurney and put to death.

After all, its POSSIBLE he may have looked at child porn at one time in his life. Its POSSIBLE he was not really drinking and he has the cat like reflexes of someone far, far less than 50 years of age. And its POSSIBLE that his portly body and easy going demeanor DAW has exhibited to other neighbors for several years, was just a trick. Its POSSIBLE DAW even used a disposable plastic sheet and had been molesting kids in the neighborhood for years, although there was never a mention of a past history of him doing so. And its POSSIBLE that DAW has a time machine and knows how to become invisible and that after he was arrested, he became invisible then went back in time and moved Danielle's body to the Dehesa Road dump site. Give me some more time and I can dream up other POSSIBILITIES.

And you know what Fres, the clincher for my re-consideration is it is POSSIBLE that DAW wore an ORANGE HAZMAT suit on February 1, 2002.

604 posted on 07/11/2002 4:32:36 PM PDT by pyx
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To: FresnoDA
Wow, you guys've really spun this into a full-blown theory, huh?

So, are you going after the Van Dams soon as Westerfield is acquitted?

*cough* *cough*

632 posted on 07/11/2002 4:48:59 PM PDT by Illbay
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