Here's one Kim will love:
Young Girl
Young girl, get off my hard drive,
Looking at you is way out of line,
Better run, girl,
You look too young, girl.
With all the charms of a schoolgirl,
You've kept the secret of your age,
The website led me to believe
You're old enough to turn me on,
And now some people are enraged.
Beneath your outfit and your make-up,
You look like a babe with your disguise.
And though I know that it is wrong to have you on my screen,
That come-on look is in your eyes.
So hurry home to your records,
And find your birth certificate,
Get off of here, delete yourself... to the recycle bin,
'Cause they'll crucify me if you're caught.
Oh, young girl (You look too young, girl).
How about this:
VAN-DAMNED-IF-I-KNOW: A poster who joins mid-thread and mid-trial and has less than a thimbleful of information, but spouts off anyway.
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