Hello, Libby
(Sung to the tune of "Camp Granada")
Hello, Libby?
It's the Demon.
You recall what
We've been schemin'?
Need to come up
To the cabin
Then frame our neighbor so the cops can come and grab him.
Had to call
911 first,
Think I'll hang out
With the searchers,
Look around some,
Maybe party,
See if I can scope out one who's not a smarty.
You know, man,
I've been thinkin',
Since that thing's
No longer stinkin',
We can go a-
head and lose it,
Someplace in the desert...where? Don't know. You choose it.
Know a pal
Who'll come with me,
Pass out flyers
So they won't miss me,
We'll get the "package"
From the cabin,
Dump it where our neighbor's been so they can grab him.
When I tell ya,
You call Bender,
Don't say nothin'
To offend her,
Tell her things are
Lookin' brighter,
That insurance dough will make her conscience lighter.
Let 'em know
Where to find her,
Disguise your voice,
Just a reminder.
Wait 'till after
I can place her
By that big tree near the dump out on Dehesa.
There's a trap
On my phone now
They can tell
Who I call now
But they don't know
What we're sayin',
So if they ask you tell 'em we were only prayin'.
Well, I'm leaving
For the desert.
All this thinking
Makes my head hurt.
Thanks for helpin'
With the cabin.
Okay, I'm off to frame the neighbor so they'll nab him.