[Amelia]

Are you in Wisconsin? And is smoking allowed in the home, or are oxygen tanks a danger? You could get free cigs for voting I bet. (but you'd probably have to vote for a Dem to get free cigs)

[Iwo Jima]

No, we are not in Wisconsin. But we have a thriving concession in black market cigarettes. We truck them in from low tax states and then sell them at 1000% markup here at the home. Hooray for prohibition!

BTW, I am in negotiations with the Viagra rep for a package deal on Viagra and Depends thongs. The two seem to go together.