[Amelia]

as long as he kept the sheen of sweat off his upper lip

Might be a good reason for him to grow a moustache...wonder what he'd look like with a moustache?

[Iwo Jima]

Oh, and one other thing. Lean closer so that I can whisper in your ear. We had a "Depends" rep here today. Thinking back on what I had read about a certain Freeper wearing thong underwear, I asked if Depends made any thong products, and it seems that they do! I can't quite describe it, but I just bet that some enterprising Freeper can give us an artist's rendition of what a Depends thong would look like.