[Amelia]

Klayman is such a fraud and so inherently offensive. Even his own mother doesn't like him.

Great line.

How are things at the home tonite? Did everyone finally calm down, or are they still outraged over your great injustice?

[Iwo Jima]

Nice of you to ask. Things have quieted down. The nightly medications came just in time. We were just about to have a real rumble, let me tell you. But today we have channeled our energies into more constructive avenues. I gave a seminar on "101 Ways to Vote Republican (Per Person)". We passed a resolution declaring Larry Klayman to be the most dangerous man in America. And then we had our Ovaltine break.

Life is good.