Halliburton Responds to Larry Klayman's Supersillyous Suit(My Title)

CBS Market Watch "Big Charts" Web Site ^ | 7/10/2002 | MarketWatch.com

[SierraWasp]

12:57PM Halliburton responds to Judicial Watch lawsuit (HAL) by Michael Baron Halliburton (HAL) is off 30 cents, or 2.1 percent, to $13.82, in midday action. The company is out with a press release responding to a lawsuit filed by Judicial Watch, a Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group. The suit alleges fraudulent accounting practices at Halliburton took place during the period when current vice president Dick Cheney served as its chairman and CEO. Halliburton called the claims in the suit, "untrue, unsupported, and unfounded." The company continued: "We are working diligently with the SEC to resolve its questions regarding the company's accounting procedures. Halliburton has always followed and will continue to follow guidelines established by the SEC and GAAP, General Accepted Accounting Principles."

[jwalsh07]

Do you think Larry actually knows the difference between an S-Corp and a C-Corp?

[Letitring]

ROFLOL. I figured that when I saw you posting. :)Dust. Mincemeat. :) Well done. :)

[Texasforever]

Larry thinks his "suits" are something he wears and we have seen his taste in suits.

[Amelia]

I also hope Larry wears his Depends to the hearing.

Thong Depends?

[Carolinamom]

I wonder if Larry's sidekick, Tomto Fitton, will be there.

[terilyn]

I do not just want to see Larry lose this case.

I want to see him crushed and humiliated.

The main reason being is the tabloid language he has spun all over the airwaves for the past week or so.

Anybody that has the nerve and/or stupidity to do that, while there is a legal suit pending, deserves to be stomped, hard.

[Amelia]

Tomto Fitton

ROFL!!!!

[Texasforever]

He has already done that himself. This suit is not his ticket to liberal money. He has burned all his bridges with conservatives and will be walking hospital halls looking for whiplash cases again. Larry is toast.

[Amelia]

Hey, Torie, when did YOU become a post-menopausal woman?

ROFL!!!

[Iwo Jima]

Hey, Amelia! Sorry to be so long to respond to your post, but did you ever see a conga line with walkers, wheelchairs, and IV poles? It's really SLOW!

[deport]

I think she should change her name to LarryWalksonWater, don't you?

LOL..... Hey, I think the IRS will move the rocks so he can't do that whenever the audit begins.... Ol' larry maybe up to his neck in audits

[Amelia]

We were afraid they'd taken away your FR privileges, because of the disruption. How much nitroglycerine was needed to cope with all the excitement?

[Carolinamom]

Rocks gone....'Love the mental picture! Gurgle Gurle

[terilyn]

Larry may have to go to work for 1-800-L-A-W-Y-E-R-S

[Iwo Jima]

Well, I think that I am going to turn in now. We've been passing around the NyQuil bottle pretty heavy. Somebody even brought out some elderberry wine, but that didn't go far. Too much excitment for me for one day.

[NeoCaveman]

Thong Depends?

The devil's panties have gotten to the geriatic crowd, oh the horror

[Amelia]

Don't let the little girl hear you call them that...she claims she wears them.

[NeoCaveman]

Who?

[Howlin]

No, I am not kidding. He said it on CNN, on two different shows.

[Amelia]

FiJC