***CAPTION YANKEE DOODLE JANNY***

Yahoo! ^ | July 10, 2002 | AP

[Paul Atreides]

In my spare time, I'm a porn star called Muffy Diver.

[Ed_NYC]

Here's a good one.

[Paul Atreides]

Former Attorney General Georgette A** Pattin'

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

[Ed_NYC]

[MP5SD]

Thanks a lot. Now I've gone blind!

[TheBattman]

" thought that wearing the flag as apparal was wrong use of flag"

That's what I understand. There were several articles in the local papers right after 9/11 regarding proper flag displays. Wearing it as clothing is on the taboo list.

I figured the caption should be:

"You are all invited back to my hotel for a love fest."

[Republicus2001]

har LOL

[E=MC²]

"she" can't even get "her" stripes straight.

[A2J]

"This ain't no flag, it's a fag."

[Corin Stormhands]

In a related story, Reno subsequently fired her campaign scheduler for telling her she was going to a "flag rally."

[Barnacle]

TITLE 36

CHAPTER 10

Display and use of flag by civilians; codification of rules and customs; definition.

§176. Respect for flag

No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America;

(d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel,

[Young Werther]

Surely you don't believe that "El Renyo" has any respect for the law. Just look at her 8 years as Attorney General. An oxymoron if I ever saw one.

[Physicist]

Reno: "All through your gay careers, you men have bitched about what you call "chicken s**t drilling". That, like everything else in gay life, has a definite purpose. That purpose is queerness. Queerness must be bred into every homo. I don't give a f**k for a homo who's not always on his toes. You men are homos or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A homo must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're lucky, sometime, a German son-of-an-a**hole-b*tch is going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of s**t!"

[exmoor]

and yes...for those inquiring minds, I used to be UNCLE SAM !!!

[wallcrawlr]

Under examination, My doctor uses both fists

[Brookhaven]

Just remember, it's still constitutional to burn a flag.

[summer]

Janet Reno: "Clearly, I am the candidate who has the biggest flag. The biggest flag is what always wins the FL gov race. And, as you can see here, I have the biggest flag -- and, a jacket to match. I am over the top. Therefore, Jeb does not have a chance. You should already acknowledge me as the winner of this year's FL gov race. Why? Because I am the candidate who has the biggest flag. Remember: the biggest flag is what always wins the FL gov race. And, as you can see here, this proves without a doubt once and for all that I can beat Jeb."

News anchor: "Stunned silence from the crowd followed, as they were foolishly expecting Janet Reno to finally announce her education platform."

[genefromjersey]

" And if they won't come out of the compound, you bring in tanks and BLAST 'em out ! "