USO Canteen FReeper Style....One Nation Under God.... July 10, 2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen FReeper Style and Snow Bunny

[SAMWolf]

Thanks for reminding me, Spooky. The only benefit I get is watching the beautiful sunrise come up over Mt Hood.

[tomkow6]

Author Unknown:
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three
students filing into the already crowded auditorium.
With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional
caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt.
Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and moms
freely brushed away tears.

This class would not pray during the commencements
---- not by choice but because of a recent court
ruling prohibiting it. The principal and several
students were careful to stay within the guidelines
allowed by the ruling.

They gave inspirational and challenging speeches, but
no one mentioned divine guidance and no one asked for
blessings on the graduates or their families.
The speeches were nice, but they were routine.......
until the final speech received a standing ovation.

A solitary student walked proudly to the microphone.
He stood still and silent for just a moment, and then
he delivered his speech....an astounding sneeze!

The rest of the students rose immediately to their
feet, and in unison, they said, "GOD BLESS YOU."

The audience exploded into applause. The graduating
class found a unique way to invoke God's blessing on
their future ... with or without the court's approval.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[SAMWolf]

Morning Tom!

[The Mayor]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASSY !!!!!

[SpookBrat]

Have another cup SAM

<------click on the puter

[tomkow6]

Oh, BOY ! The Kissing Booth is OPEN!

ME! ME! ME! ME!

[tomkow6]

Mornin', Sam!

[tomkow6]

Today's feeble attempt at humor:

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

[SpookBrat]

That's beautiful SAM. Can you take me "Higher" than that?

<------click on Mt. Hood

[SpookBrat]

Good morning boys. Give us a kiss...

[SAMWolf]

Thanks Mayor. Can I get mine intravenously?

[SAMWolf]

Right now that sounds like a great alternative!

[JustAmy]

What a beautiful thread this morning. Good morning, Snow Bunny!

[SAMWolf]

Better?

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Clara! Did you weather out the thunderstorm?

[SpookBrat]

"She made me a better offer." LOL

[tomkow6]

OKAY!!!!!!!!

[JustAmy]

Happy Birthday, Sassy!!!

[tomkow6]

Mornin', Amy!

[The Mayor]

SpookBrat,that is toooo funny..

Can I get mine intravenously?

Sure do you have a intravenous bottle to fill?