Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.
If you love a Redhead, set her free.....if she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
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That's all for now; I'll be back later!
