A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 07-10-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[Billie]

I love that little Hershey kiss! It is so cute! Afternoon, Jules! I mean, General.

[Mama_Bear]

Wow! I'm thrilled to be recognized here. It's an honor.

Hi Saundra! So glad you're here. I know you can't usually stay long, but I wanted you to see your tribute and all of the salutes and congrats you have received. The nice thing about this thread is, it helps introduce us to other FReepers and, at the same time, we can applaud them for their contributions. :-)

(If we could get paid for FReeping, I'd be a kazillionaire.)

Yes, you would (and I'd be your new best friend!). LOL!

I'm bringing my BULLHORN and Lager bought me a drum! Yahoo!! For victory & freedom!!!

OH, NO! He bought you a drum!?! Yikes! LOL!!!

[Billie]

Good afternoon, MM7 - I like your pledge/flag. We've been using that as our opening post for several days now - always nice to see a new graphic. :)

[lodwick]

Don't Fall in Love with a Dreamer

[Billie]

Hi, Cyber - thanks for coming - what have you done with my twin today? :)

[whoever]

WEAVINGS

My life is but a weaving
between my God and me.
I may not choose the colors
But He knows what they should be.

For He can view the pattern
Upon the upper side
While I see it.....
Only on the underside.

Sometimes He weaveth sorrow
Which seemeth strange to me
But I will trust His judgment
And work on faithfully.

Tis He who fills the shuttle
For He knows what is best
And I shall weave in earnest
And leave with Him the rest.

At last when life has ended
With Him I shall abide
Then I may view the pattern
Upon the other side.

Then I shall know the reason why
Pain with joy entwined
Was woven in the fabric of life
......That GOD designed.

[Billie]

I'm so glad you are going to the Tailgate party, Dave. Know everyone is going to have such a good time getting together again. :)

[Mama_Bear]

our Chapter BROUGHT DOWN A CONGRESSMAN, that scumbag Gary "OJ" Condit!!! Yahoo!

LOL! Saundra you are a gem! But, when will you learn to speak what is on your mind and quit beating around the bush? LOL!! ;-)

[Billie]

'Who' tried to deny it and wanted the pic pulled. LOL!

Just can't outfox a wolf. : )

Well, you blew her cover, you know. All this time she's had people dreaming of some beautiful Grace Kelly type blonde and you go and spoil it for her.

[whoever]

If you get stopped on "99" going down, you please don't try this:---

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.

"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in the sam hill am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.

"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice night", said the officer.

[Cyber Liberty]

Miss Slippy's sitting on some sugar futures today....

[whoever]

..and you go and spoil it for her. ..

Pshaw !!

I didn't want you to be insulted by being compared to a figment of the imagination. Who knows what may be conjured up?

[The Thin Man]

Wow, what a list of accomplishments on your profile page Miss "Destroyer." :-) You're certainly worthy of being honored today.

[Billie]

Hi again, Dave, g'nad, Amy - I noticed it's supposed to be 107 in Phoenix today! YIKES!

Colleen and ru, r u there? We haven't seen you in a while - miss you. Hope you can come talk to us again soon.

Hi, Coby.

[Billie]

Did you have high winds that broke a limb on a tree, or maybe a lumberjack that was 'high' and made a bad cut?

[whoever]

Congratulations for being spotlighted today. You certainly are deserving of the honour. Bless you for all your fine efforts for the cause of conservatism and, also, FreeRepublic.

I pray a long life of good health, strength and happiness for you.

[whoever]

Billie, ru4 has had serious computer/connection/cable problems. She has been 'down' for a couple days now.

I am sure she is more anxious than we are. She is a true FReeper.

[The Thin Man]

Good day, who.

Sorry, a few hits but even more misses on you're "Biblical Spokespersons" joke. But, I'm sure you'll keep trying. :-)

[Billie]

Thanks, Jim - I LOVE these beautiful graphics and music you've been putting here. Please don't stop!

[whoever]

This one should do a real number on you, Skinny.

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to school.

One little boy tripped on a crack and fell, spilling his lunch on the sidewalk. He picked himself up, put his lunch back in the bag and went on. But he missed a piece of bologna. The fly had not eaten that morning and he sure was hungry.

So he flew down and started eating the bologna. In fact he ate so much that he could not fly, so he waddled across the sidewalk, across the lawn, up the wheel of the lawn mower, up the handle, and sat there resting and watching the children.

There was still some bologna laying there on the sidewalk. He was really stuffed, but that baloney sure did look good.

Finally temptation got the best of him and he jumped off the handle of the lawn mower to fly over to the baloney.

But alas he was too full to fly and he went splat!!, killing him instantly.

The moral of the story:

Don't fly off the handle when you are full of baloney.