MOTORHOME!!
(Sung to the Paul Simon tune, Koda-Chrome)
Dedictaed to Val and to Kim....
VERSE 1
When I think back, to all the gas, I had to pur-chase.......
From driving round the San Di-e-go hills......
Oh if just on-ly,
I would have,
Pur-chased a dumb Yugo.......
I would be at home, right now drinking a beer......
VERSE 2
But for some rea-son, I just had to head out camping......
From the desert and to, the shining sea.......
Now my whole life is being viewed just like a movie......
And Feldman owns my whole, poster-ity....
CHORUS
MOTOR-Ho Ho Home....
You gave me years....of freedom...
Driving a-round, the California state.....
MOTOR-Ho Ho Home....
Now you have giv'n me worries...
Nothing but trouble....a flurry...
Motor-home........I hate you so.....