[RepoGirl]

The minute I surpassed Elvis and the Beatles, they called me a freak, a child molester

Uhh, no, Michael. The minute you started having sleepovers with nine year old boys and coercing them into playing games of Naked Robber (Gene Roddenberry's favorite game, I'm told...) was when they called you a child molester.

Duhhhhh...

If it oinks like a pig,

RepoGirl

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...games of Naked Robber (Gene Roddenberry's favorite game, I'm told...)

Care to explain that one? That's not the kind of loaded inuendo that you can just toss about without an explanation.