Reminds me of the time I was teaching my wife to drive. Told her to move over a little to the left,
left,
LEFT! As she got closer and closer to the parked cars on the Right.
Did you know Sears has a driving school? Lifesaver.
Out of desparation--and my failure to follow her directions to her girlfriend's houses--my daughter crept into my room one night & put a big
L on my left hand & a big
R on my right hand in permanent black magic marker. It didn't work. She finally resorted to saying, "take an UP at the next corner & a DOWN at the following corner," because that was the direction of the turn indicator. Now THAT worked.
She's a problem-solver, that kid of mine.