Please check inside the waistband of your underwear. You will undoubtedly find a large and irritating burr.
That was the most pompous and ridiculous post I have ever read on FR. However, we all loved your use of seven letter and eight letter words. It must have taken you days to look all of them up.
Grow up.
Woops.
Re: #208.
ROFLMAO!! Please remit payment to my company. I find you at fault for the destruction of my keyboard due to spewed coffee.