[balrog666]

With this attitude we'd never found out what lightnings really are. After all there was a theistic explanation, so why look further?

Right. Wasn't it Zeus's lightning bolts? Or was that Thor's hammer? Vulcan's forge? No, wait, it'll come to me ...

[Gumlegs]

ZZZzzzzzt!

Whew! Glad I wasn't standing next to you.

[BMCDA]

Yepp, it's good ole Zeus who's behind all this electrickery.