[Mr_Magoo]

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private
matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to
say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what
his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the
table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go
powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and
runs to the washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did
you powder your nose?" "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.
"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because
your lipstick is hanging out

[tomkow6]

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly
across from a brothel.

Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the
front door, glance around and duck inside.
"Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch
digger said. "What's our world comin' to
when men of th' cloth are visitin' such
places?"

A short time later, a Protestant minister
walked up to the door and quietly slipped
inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman
exclaimed. "Why, 'tis no wonder th' young
people today are so confused, what with
the example clergymen set for them."

After an hour went by, the men watched as
a Catholic priest quickly entered the whore
house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said,
leaning on his shovel. "One of th' poor
lasses must be ill."