[tomkow6]

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody
of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her
feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked
for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose
from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in
a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong
to me or the machine?"

[Mr_Magoo]

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?




An amish drive-by shooting