[Mr_Magoo]

What's the difference between roast beef and pea
soup?





Anyone can roast beef.

[tomkow6]

Dear Lord,
So far today, God, I've done all right.
I haven't gossiped, haven't my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over-indulgent.
I'm really glad about that.
But in a few minutes, God, I'm going to get out of bed, and from then on I'm probably going to need a lot more help!