What's the difference between a bad golfer and a
bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. A bad
skydiver goes damn, whack
To: Mr_Magoo
NEWSFLASH!
Lorena Bobbit's sister was arrested yesterday for trying
to do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister
had done a few years ago.
The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the
target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg causing
severe muscle and tendon damage.
She has been charged with a misdeweiner.
212 posted on
07/08/2002 9:24:03 AM PDT by
tomkow6
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