I think you are just lashing out. It is becoming almost a Pavlovian response. I would suggest you pick your shots with more judiciousness. It might enhance your effectiveness, not that I look forward to THAT. :)
Nice try... I simply think there's a fundamental flaw in fast-tracking multiple steps of the Immigration and Naturalization process, and rewarding scofflaws in the bargain.
I would suggest that the Pavlovian response is actually found in the salivary glands of Administration whiz kids every time they think they've got the "next big plan" to pander their way to the hearts of Hispanic voters.
Like the Democrats can't find a way to outbid them...