[Larry Lucido]

Actually, this was co-authored by George Carlin and Ted Nugent.

[Northern Yankee]

Actually this was co-authored by Ted Nugent and George Carlin.

WRONG!

Charlie Sykes is the author of the list. (Just heard him speak on it a few weeks ago on WTMJ's Milwaukee radio show. Charlie Sykes host the show from 8:30 - 12:00 CST.

Tune in if you can... It's on the internet.

[WaterDragon]

LOL! Carlin and Nugent!

[B Knotts]

Actually, this was co-authored by George Carlin and Ted Nugent.

Yeah, it was, but they got the idea for it from the Tourist Guy.