[TightSqueeze]

Two Houston Police Department marked cars have either been stolen or misplaced for more than two weeks.

Befor jumping to conclusions, has anyone checked out back behind the Dunkin Doughnuts?

[BUSHdude2000]

That's a good point, although Krispy Kreme's have finally hit Houston, so maybe we can find the cars now.

[thegreatbeast]

There is much to laugh at here. "Hey, Dude, where's my car?", sums it up perfectly.
But with everything else going on in the world, this could be a very scary development too. Having a few terrorists riding around in official police cars is not a very comforting thought.