Where on this motorcycle do I put the 1,200-1,500 pounds of tools that I carry? I'll keep my 990,000 mile 65 Chevrolet pickup, it's smog exempt, reasonably cheep to maintain, easy to work on, licence fees are cheap, and I can repair almost anything on it with the tools that I carry.
Grrr. . . I always find that a good time to open my door to spit.