[RANGERAIRBORNE]

This sounds like a good law to me! Maybe he could the problem of fat people in SPANDEX next??? (I know they put me off MY feed!)

[Bella_Bru]

Spandex is a privilege, not a right. ;-)

[Malacoda]

Just remember:

Some stretch pants have no choice!

*shudder*

[Paul Atreides]

Maybe he could the problem of fat people in SPANDEX next???

Add to that...

Fat girls in hip hugger jeans

Old f*rts in Bermuda shorts, over-the-calf black socks, and wingtip shoes.

Balding men with combovers

People with a face full of piercings

Men with ponytails

Women with twelve earrings in each ear