[ResistorSister]

One hot, humid summer day, we were standing in line to get into the Haunted House at Disney World and there were about eight Brits standing in front of us.

Believe me, they were stinking so badly of sweat that we were forced to hold our hands over our noses and mouths.

I agree with that mayor, there should be a law against stinky people. ;-)

[mountaineer]

Monsieur le Mayor should do what I observed in Spain. We were attending a very crowded church service in Madrid on a very warm day. It was getting a bit "close," to say the least. After a while, some of the men of the church started misting the whole congregation with cologne water. It helped a lot! Perhaps the beachgoers in La Grand-Motte could be made to walk through a deodorizing shower on their way past M. le Mayor's table at the restaurant, so as not to offend his delicate olfactory sensibilities!

[Fzob]

I used to work for a large corporation in the US that was owned by the Brits. Visiting America was very popular for the Brits. Nearly any reason was good enough to visit our site. Needless to say we had Englishmen on the site routinely.

An inside joke was that the three things our English friends needed upon arrival in the states was a bath, a toothbrush and a tailor. With good reason.