To: redrock
I have a semi-perm case of the heebie-jeebies. I was at the grocery store this morning, and I saw a woman who was about 5'1" and 300pounds, proudly strutting down aisle 10 in spandex bike shorts. Her legs looked like they'd escaped the sausage dept.
To: Bella_Bru
"about 5'1" and 300pounds, proudly strutting down aisle 10 in spandex bike shorts..." Shouldn't that read "ROLLINGdown aisle 10"????
To: Bella_Bru
Her legs looked like they'd escaped the sausage dept. Did she smell too?
35 posted on
07/07/2002 12:31:49 PM PDT by
paul51
To: Bella_Bru
I was at the grocery store this morning, and I saw a woman who was about 5'1" and 300pounds, proudly strutting down aisle 10 in spandex bike shorts.
You only THINK those were spandex bike shorts. Really, they are one-size-fits-most loosefit knit boxer shorts in size medium. She probably wouldn't have the strength to get spandex shorts pulled up past her knees. Sorry for the mental pictures all this may be creating!
To: Bella_Bru
Spandex should have a weight limit.
And if a frenchman complains about B O they must really be ripe.
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