Bride-To-Be Defends Her Pickup, Pulls Gun on Man Who Disrupts Wedding Preparations

ap ^ | 7/6/02

[Ranger]

All this and the Marlboro never left her lips. I feel a country song coming on.

[eddie willers]

All this and the Marlboro never left her lips. I feel a country song coming on.

Bwwwaaahhhhaaa!!!!

[mdittmar]

Here ya go.

[Bob]

Gutsy lady, for sure, but she never should have let him get close enough to grab her gun.

[Bob]

Ooops, that obviously should have said "...she never should have let him..."

[per loin]

Was her fiance busy wetting his pants while she did the fighting?

[wimpycat]

Neely-White said the man attacked her with a riding whip, so she yelled for her fiance, who had gone inside to call police, to grab her .22-caliber pistol.

Honey, while you're in thar, git my pistol for me! And bring me a beer, too! All this ruckus is making me thirsty.

[Cultural Jihad]

Hehehe. What a gutsy lady.

[mdittmar]

Was her fiance busy wetting his pants while she did the fighting?

Don't be silly,he was in the kitchen preparing the shrimp puffs;)

[Movemout]

Doesn't sound like a Missouri boy to me. I are one. He's probably from Northren Arkansas. Either that or one of them yuppie imports from Springfield.

[R. Scott]

Don’t mess with my wedding – OR MY PICKUP!

[Polybius]

..so she yelled for her fiance, who had gone inside to call police, to grab her .22-caliber pistol. .....Neely-White and the assailant struggled for the gun, and it went off, hitting the man once in the chest. He managed to grab the gun from her....

Ummmmm....... why didn't the fiance shoot the SOB himself.

If she can't get him to do a simple thing like that before they're married, she'll never get him to put the toilet seat down or pick his dirty laundry off the floor after they're married

[Prodigal Son]

Neely-White said the man attacked her with a riding whip, so she yelled for her fiance, who had gone inside to call police, to grab her .22-caliber pistol.

A Riding Whip? Jeez, what kind of kinky nutcase is this guy?

[Prodigal Son]

If she can't get him to do a simple thing like that before they're married, she'll never get him to put the toilet seat down or pick his dirty laundry off the floor after they're married

Hmmm. Well, if this fella is the type of man that would just hand over the pistol while his wife was getting attacked- kinda like "Here honey! Shoot him! Shoot him!"- and his wife was the type woman that would close in for hand to hand combat with a nut on her wedding day because he threatened her pickup truck, I would venture to say that not only will she train him to put the lid on the toilet down, but to pee in the sitting position as well.

[Ranger]

Lyrics please:
Neely-White loves [to fight/her truck/her Ford truck/her Chevy truck/her wimpy man].
Neely-White fought [til he took the gun from her hand/Jorge and any third-world loser that drove on her lawn/domestic terrorism/for her right to party/bear arms].
Neely-White married [a wimp/a grass stained virgin/after shooting a Mexican and getting horse whipped/a man from north Arkansas most likely].
Feek free to add to the list.

[Ranger]

Feek = Feel

[Bubba_Leroy]

That's my kinda woman!

[Dutchy]

Second Amendment bump!! Please bump to any other intersted parties...

[Bubba_Leroy]

Ummmmm....... why didn't the fiance shoot the SOB himself.

I wondered about that myself. He ain't good enough for you darlin. Ditch the loser and come on down to Texas and get you a real man.

[Dutchy]

Second Amendment bump!